Total Medals Earned: 183 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,985 Points
Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Reveal the true face of evil!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
Look at the credits
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars