ahoeforcoffee's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Picayune Dreams - Demo]

Very fun but as others have said, this bitch lags down to single frames come third boss fight or so.
Sad, no 10,000 highscore place for me, even tho im pretty sure i could get it if i simply get 10 slime spikes, a few crowns and angel wings, and just stand still for a few hours as nothing can touch you and it becomes an idle game.
As far as actual negatives go, even for a demo the stages feel like they go on for just long to be annoying, i feel like u could shave 30% of a level and lose literally nothing

[Walk with Frog Wife]

stupid wife, i'm fuckin ballin'

[ITAZURA MADNESS]

Very good and addicting, adorable artstyle and aesthetic, but it does have a few big issues
1: the control layout is....less than ideal, specially if you're a laptop user, i beg you to just give us the option to map controls to something else
2: its very vague on its mechanics, i wish u could either replay the tutorial or have an option in the menu that actually gives you all the info you need, idk how many times i died to fluke punches or how long it took me to realize what companions do, hell i *STILL* dont rly know what the style score is for, or what luck even does, im sure it told me somewhere but i cant remember for the life of me, and cant find anywhere that tells me
3: achievements are really buggy, a lot of times they end pop up i get a black screen and have to refresh the page